The Republic of New Hanisemphoriush is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.46 billion New Hanisemphoriushians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped New Hanisemphoriushian economy, worth 248 trillion regions a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,341 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hanisemphoriush's national animal is the black hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Hanisemphoriush is ranked 256,746^th in the world and 7,677^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.